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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the photoshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


A GIRLFRIEND -




MISS DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.


SEMPER FI - YOU HAVE MY WORD, I'LL ALWAYS BE TO YOU.


TAGS: semper fi you word
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Ed-Hyde - August 4, 2010, 7:21 am
I wonder if my friend erica painted that.
almarpa - August 3, 2010, 2:29 pm
Nice to know that! Enjoy!
GySgt1811 - August 3, 2010, 12:28 pm
My favorite uniform of the day; Dress Blues, tennis shoes, and a light coat of oil.


SMILE -


TAGS: disney killed the mouse cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

PhxDebbie - August 3, 2010, 8:52 am
5 "oh so regal" L's hahaha


RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


HER STEED -


TAGS: dog girl horsey steed cubby
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

matrice666 - July 5, 2010, 10:46 am
They see me ridin' ,they hatin'
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:37 pm
That Pug is about the size of my head. Would make a nice snack though...I'm always hungry an hour after Chinese food.
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 10:33 pm
Trash doing the Cubby thing w/ Asian girls? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:19 pm
those 4 legs and that color scheme look familar...hmmmm. 5L


WWJU? - Jesus can do much better than the Faith Tones.


TAGS: brendan fraser mike myers stephen fry
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Haven't I seen this before?


SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey sexy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AaronL



MOOSE KNUCKLE -


TAGS: moose knuckle
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by joe cool

honeywillow - November 10, 2011, 6:48 pm
WOW! That is one big a$$ camel toe.......I mean moose knuckle.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 7:04 am
God i hate fat people... x


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Goddamn typos!


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


WHEN YOU SEE IT... - you'll shit bricks


TAGS: mind fuck shit bricks see it
Rating: 3.73/5
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:08 pm
As long as you're wearing your scuba gear :-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:05 pm

I hear you, and a better time is had by all.
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:00 pm
Yup, I do not enjoy women sitting on my face, if that position is required I'd rather dive. Can't take the pressure anymore at my advanced age..... ;-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:59 pm

me?
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:54 pm
Are you dissing me??????
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

this is a sclose as he will ever get to having a woman sit on his face....and enjoy it
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:33 pm
Whatevah, can you please get your fat ass off of me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:28 pm
Why was I singing?...I must have been really loaded that day.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:19 pm

we see it, thanks for ruining our fun.
beccaking - March 7, 2010, 5:15 pm
omg people! how can you not see it?!? they're sitting on someone!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:56 am
Maria Maria She reminds me of a west side story Growing up in Spanish Harlem She's living the life just like a movie star
RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:53 am
cinderella cinderella..
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:44 am
OMFGROFLMFAO
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:47 pm
Isn't this a complete do over?
Krissie - November 28, 2009, 6:46 pm
Someone is NOT having fun playing peek-a-boo! :P
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 4:48 pm
if nobody is holding a camera how did they take the picture Zagato?
Zagato - November 28, 2009, 4:32 pm
or what about the flash in the mirror and nobody holding a camera


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will shit bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't shit bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers Fuck you. You racist asshole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
fucking idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just gay... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.


TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO -


TAGS: us navy seals
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - March 2, 2012, 8:20 pm
Excellent poster. I saw the quote and didn't even think about doing a poster on it. Thanks for doing it.


MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am
I frickin' love this!


TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Riding a swimming moose Any question on who the greatest US President in history is?


TAGS: teddy roosevelt
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:32 pm
Teddy F*in Roosevelt if only a man half as great would come along and fix this fucked up mess we're in.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 2:39 am
I don't see the big deal....It's a Manitoban water taxi, So what?
Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:18 pm
Creator of the World's first national park. Perhaps this is part of the reason why.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:31 pm
Awesome, and argument settled. 5 lions for you and like 50 for TR. BULLY!
CANADA - November 23, 2009, 2:47 pm
he would get my vote
Airman - November 23, 2009, 2:43 pm
yes
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 2:41 pm
Is this some sort of metaphor for US-Canada relations?
KDP3 - November 23, 2009, 1:11 pm
Carter?


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


WHY? - Didn't I think of that.


TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mistress. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say hookers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for hookers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim [email protected] - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


FINALLY FRIDAY -


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody pussy septic tank beer


THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


Planet Diseases -


TAGS: planet disease
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:06 am
Excellent!
Sho - April 19, 2013, 7:47 pm
ahahaha


VIRGINITY -




THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.


TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

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EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be?


TAGS: scooby doo scooby doo anime manga series hanna barbera hanna barbera shaggy velma daphne
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by jalford

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:49 am
Wardrobe change and we're good to go.
RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:35 pm
that would be AWESOME hell I'd watch that
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Does this yield any answers?
kaoruhikaru - March 20, 2010, 8:02 pm
omg it sooo much better love the new look
Woodywood03a - March 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 2:21 am
Scooby-Doo kind of sucked before, now you awarding with crown of suckiness. Just a personal opinion of course.
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Win and Awesome. Also go for the nerdy chicks. Cause under the clothes and glasses is a sex goddess.
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:43 am
lol that would be so awesome, i love it, and the funny part is that velma is always hotter than daphne.
Ceasar - October 26, 2009, 12:22 pm
who cares the version, velma is always hotter than daphne
Jaubrey - October 23, 2009, 5:24 pm
Scooby Doo, House, Mad Libs...they're all the same.
aaa - October 21, 2009, 6:35 pm
I like it here. VELMA IS HOT!!
Josh Phrite - October 15, 2009, 11:01 am
This would be fucking insane
Claire - October 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
No.
Jake Eagle - October 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
for the love of god, dont make this happen. freddy looks like a bitch from a generic JRPG with the stupid black uniform and shaggy looks twice as retarded as daphnie's jacket with the stupid black uniform. the dude with the sword looks cool though
tehsupercheez - September 27, 2009, 2:02 pm
this would be awesome!
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
*>.< and a scooby doo anime would be awesome too :o
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:05 pm
i love scooby doo :o ive seen all of the old episodes, :D the new ones arent as good >.
peoplezmeat0000000001 - September 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
FAIL
Greasey435 - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
FAIL
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN!!! Fail
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:37 pm
This is so fail XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 10:18 pm
Please lord, don't make this happen.
LOLOLOL - September 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
The comments are F U N N Y
mattb - August 4, 2009, 11:52 am
not f*cking cool at all
Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 11:53 am
Jesus christ, way to fuck up some of my favorite childhood memories...
HITMAN!219 - July 26, 2009, 8:46 pm
ID WATCH IT EVERYDAY RERUN OR NOT


Verbal Abuse -


TAGS: verbal abuse
Rating: 4.55/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:23 am
My penis has no bones but it's harder than my fist.


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by DLM4

DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung ass-backward.


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks sexy kink strange
Rating: 4.82/5

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sexleksaker - July 5, 2015, 6:14 pm
sex toys www.sextoyonline.se sex shop sextoyonline.se


EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by RONHUSTLEMAN

steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 9:28 pm
The Earth has plenty of both...and it's still full of ****.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:12 pm
Excuses are like assholes if you don't have them you're full of shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am
Those look like some very long tibias.


SERGEANT SHULTZ - I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!


TAGS: sergeant shultz hogan s heroes
Rating: 2.93/5

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Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 10:08 am
The wisdom of the the Sgt have stood me well in over 40 years of marriage
Anonymous2 - June 22, 2010, 10:16 am
Ah, but he did love his schnitzel, and he did always miss his old toy company.


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always assuming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:35 pm
I always knew there was something about Velma.
Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

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Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.


TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - Damn Straight


APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything


TAGS: jayne serenity firefly
Rating: 4.28/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:57 pm
I loved the movie.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
Loved Firefly, but HATED the movie with a passion. Your poster gets the 5L I took from the film.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:05 am
Noble as a grape!
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love Firefly.5/5


TROLLING - An art form.




CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by apauling

Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm
...fuck you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm
so funny!


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.51/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN - Wrong 99.99 percent of the time


TAGS: guido jersey shore mtv snookie
Rating: 3.05/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Wrong .01 percent of the time.


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - some of us have had more than others


TAGS: obese kid
Rating: 4.66/5

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Oiler - January 27, 2013, 11:02 pm
I love riding my bike...noone even notices when I let a fart go.


COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny sex texas boner obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Clothing will just slow ya down!


TAGS: zombie apocalypse naked unibrow
Rating: 3.56/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
He looks like a Klingon for all practical purposes!
Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:15 pm
Clear eyes, o god


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter


TAGS: margarine oleo lard bacon grease
Rating: 4.63/5

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Renza - February 12, 2013, 12:24 pm
irl trolling, that guy is doing it right.


HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

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mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


WHOR - Thor's hot sexy sister !


TAGS: whor thors hot sexy sister
Rating: 4.62/5

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DREAMAZTER - May 23, 2012, 8:01 pm
LOL
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
MashiMashi - May 17, 2012, 7:26 pm
yes the helmet needs to stay on, the helmet and theboots need to stay on
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:18 pm
Hmmm.. leave the helmet on and I'd take her
MissPriss - May 17, 2012, 9:41 am
She thor is perdy! Sorry the redneck in me comin out (lol).


DUMB BITCH - Last time she ever makes me a sandwich with beef when I asked for ham


TAGS: bitch domestic abuse
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by Anus Ripper

supercheez - May 10, 2009, 2:18 am
FAIL.
DotDotDot - February 3, 2009, 11:33 am
O_o The srsns in this comments section is suffocating me. Just because his/her sense of humor is not your own doesn't mean... oh shit is that a handmade robot zombie ninja pirate model? *wanders off*
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:24 pm
* just so snot-nosed ...
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:23 pm
-- that. Shocking others for kicks is just snot-nosed so grade nine boy, isn't it?
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:22 pm
As much as I hate these posters, does it hurt us to be reminded that sick fucks like the guy who posted this exist? We ignore their putrid kind at our own peril. And he can't even come up with an original sick joke to type. Like anyone's surprised by t
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:09 pm
*like these are* Damn, I set myself up for that one.
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:08 pm
Why do people think pictures like this is actually funny?


ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too


TAGS: firefly saffron sexy hell
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:41 am
Big stack of yes!
AirStryke - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Watch Firefly. The Episode Mrs. Reynolds
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 4:59 pm
Que?


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.


TAGS: icp insane clown posse juggalo
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Krysen

agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 12:08 am
Sure thing, Porcelina. I never like to see lines drawn.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 8:49 pm
Thank you, AG
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 8:33 pm
dweezle's insightful argument aside, they are the same as the old-school punkers, and the FSU clan... it's expression and preference... respect that right.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 2:05 pm
oooo... Someone's got big balls on the internets! I'm scareded!
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that shit to my face and get your ass kicked...Don't fuck wit the Juggalos
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that shit to my face and get your ass kicked...Don't fuck wit the Juggalos
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:03 pm
Posers, the most over used phrased by insecure 7th graders
Charles Buckett - November 2, 2008, 4:40 pm
Juggalos, biggest posers since cowboys went out of style
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:32 pm
Whoop Whoop!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 6:21 pm
I blame this one on you, God. The French, I can forgive that..But you really dropped the ball on this one.
God - August 28, 2008, 3:33 pm
hahahaha.. Juggalos. Douchebags.


SPECTATOR SLOWDOWN -


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -




Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by randomhero93

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




BATHING YOUR CAT -


TAGS: i like garden hoses
Rating: 4.41/5

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 1:55 am
Call me over-tired, call me what you will, but I was ROFLMFAO so hard by the 3rd paragraph, it took me almost a 1/2 hour to finish reading that whole thing. I LOVE it!!!
Pinakolata - December 11, 2011, 12:58 am
Taken verbatim from a very good youtube video from 2008.
Sean - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
That's hilarious.
forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
that's why i would prefer a dog
JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 5:00 pm
Short version - 1. Fill tub. 2. Pick up cat by scruff of neck. 3. Dunk cat under water until he stops moving. 4. Remove cleaned cat with improved personality. 5. Bury cat in the backyard.


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?




CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

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Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


JUST REVEALED - The identity of the U.S. Navy SEAL who shot Osama Bin Ladin's eye out




AND GOD PROMISED -




ONE OF THE RESONS WE'RE BEHIND -


TAGS: sense
Rating: 4.44/5

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tugtramp - July 3, 2012, 5:39 am
Yeah, but then all the lobbyists, lawyers and politicians would be on welfare!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 13, 2012, 3:56 am
I get it...a dream within a dream....within a really bad poster....1
Airman - April 12, 2012, 7:12 pm
sounds like Inception to me
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:35 pm
Well made there or here, by you or someone else, that is still copyright infringement, even if it is on yourself.
Trenchrunner - April 11, 2012, 4:29 pm
I made it on cheeseburger. You may check the profile if you like. It's the same as on here. Though, I don't really care. I'm just sharing the wealth.
caveman - April 10, 2012, 10:29 pm
Really mods? The cheezeburger link's right there...


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men sexy beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look sexy.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
Damn it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.




THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


BOO -




COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -


TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.61/5

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Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


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